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OMGWTFBBQ Naar House flyer

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Superbatsie came across an oldschool Dutch flyer regarding a semi-christian organization called “Naar House”. It associates House music with satan and warns of the unrepairable damage house music can inflict on your soul.

The flyer i got was photograph, so i decided to remake it to a high-res print-ready version. What shame when such a valuable document could not be reprinted (and burned) anymore.

Above: the original. Above: the reconstruction [small] [medium] [huge]

Download the A4 sized, 300dpi version here: [huge] [medium] [small]

Enjoy! 🙂

Did you know there are tons of Christian metal groups? Yes there are, and not even half bad.

Update: welcome to 2012: NOOOOOOOOOO the ‘Naar House’ foundation still exists. It is now targeting all popular music. In their seemingly-happy-colorful-educational material, link, you can read that pop music annihilates all you hold dear. It’s stuff nobody cares about. Let it stay that way. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Eth0 Golden Ticket

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In 2010, on 16/17 January, there will be the Eth0:2010 Winter edition. Eth0 is a socially oriented gathering of friendly geeks, girls and technology in the outer regions of the Netherlands. See link at the bottom for more info.

I just purchased a ticket. Due to some awesomeness in my head, i’ve got Eric Cartman screaming around with the text “i’ve got a golden ticket, i’ve got a golden ticket”. So I decided to pimp up the ticket; with a subtle gold touch. In the end everything was gold-plated to give it that extra feel. Shoop da woop.

Original

eth0-ticket-original

Pimped

eth0_2010_winter_gold_ticket

Unfortunately the qcode doesn’t work anymore.

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