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Prodigy vs Rick Astley mashup

I wondered if i still had it; destroying songs. And, well… i sortof had it. My intention was to create a listen-able mix; so no terror and loud noise. It happened to be Rick Astley and Prodigy; what good can come from that?

The result is not a perfect mix, and not an epic mashup (like dj morgoth did!); its a listenable mix, which plays fine in a random playlist. Enjoy! (and yes, i know its a few milliseconds off a few times.)

Listen!

Braun MTV Eurocharts on 3FM

Tijdens de uitzending van Domien Verschuren, Domien is wakker!, is er aandacht besteed aan de Braun MTV Eurocharts. Het onderwerp, samen met een interview, geeft alvast een vooruitblik op ‘het echte(!)’ verhaal achter deze cd’s.

Er wordt gesproken over waar ze vandaan kwamen, hoeveel er gemaakt zijn, hoe dat dan ging en hoeveel er aan verdiend is.

[audio:http://www.elgerjonker.nl/audio/Interview3FMDomien26Sept2009Extended.mp3]

In English:

During Domien Verschurens radio show, Domien is wakker!, one of the topics was the Braun MTV Eurocharts. The topic, together with an interview, gives insight into ‘the real’ story behind these cd’s. We’re discussing briefly where the cd’s came from, how they where made and the money that went through it.

Hit eXplosion 2009 – Volume 10

This year, Eazy BV has created part 1 to 10 of Hit Explosion 2009. This months edition has a brand new selection of 45 hits; for you to download.

Unfortunately, some bad news arrived via via. Eazy (the current producer) stops. This is the last volume (de laatste dus!). The reasons are:

  • too many people are corrupting the quality of his work (like resampling songs to lower bitrates).
  • a lot of people have been re-uploading / re-branding the cd’s; effectively stealing the fun of creating the cd’s.

So make sure you get the Eazy BV Production release!

I hoped for a complete year of Hit Explosion 2009, but that’s just not going to work. So, after the 4 releases of the MTV Braun Eurochart 2009, also this compilation has come to an end. I regret this deeply, since Hit Explosion is THE way to get all hits each month instantly.

So for the last time; a list of links where you can download Volume 10.

If you have another location where these albums can be downloaded, let me know… they will be added to the list.

Previous releases can be found here.

Here is some reduced size/quality artwork, the original artwork can be found in the download:

Hit-eXplosion-2009---Volume-10-(front)

Disc 1:
01. Diggy Dex (feat. Eva de Roovere) – Slaap Lekker (Fantastisch Toch)
02. Rihanna – Te Amo
03. Jay-Z – D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-tune)
04. Damaru en Jan Smit – Mi Rowsu (Tuintje In Mijn Hart)
05. BeyoncÈ (feat. Kanye West) – Ego (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
06. James Morrison – Nothing Ever Hurt Like You
07. Mariah Carey – Obsessed
08. Jada – American Cowboy (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
09. Lenka – Trouble Is A Friend
10. Ferry Corsten (feat. Maria Nayler) – We Belong
11. Richgirl – He Ain’t Wit Me Now (Tho)
12. Wale (feat. Lady GaGa) – Chillin’
13. Starpilots – In The Heat Of The Night
14. Gregor Salto & Kamoa – Lambada 3000
15. Mika – We Are Golden
16. P!nk – Funhouse
17. The Al-American Rejects – I Wanna…
18. Pitbull – Hotel Room Service
19. Shakira – She Wolf
20. The Killers – A Dustyland Fairytale
21. Postman – Kills Me
22. Colbie Caillat – Fallin’ For You
Disc 2:
01. DJ Antoine – Underneath
02. Coolio vs. Beat Nouveau (feat. Storm Lee) – Lady
03. Kathleen Aerts & Soweto Gospel Choir – Zumba Yade
04. Kasabian – Fire
05. 50 Cent – OK, You’re Right
06. Keri Hilson – Slow Dance
07. Caro Emerald – Back It Up
08. Supafly Inc. – She’s Part Of History
09. David Cook – Permanent
10. Jadyn Maria (feat. Flo-Rida) – Good Girls Like Bad Boys
11. Arctic Monkeys – Crying Lighting
12. Koot! – Sometimes
13. RED – Conga
14. Mary J. Blige (feat. Drake) – The One
15. John Callaghan (feat. Sarah Howells) – Find Yourself
16. Melanie Fiona – Give It To Me Right
17. Mando Diao – Gloria
18. Kid Cudi (feat. Kanye West & Common) – Make Her Say
19. Sean Paul – So Fine
20. Mandy Moore – I Could Break Your Heart Any Day Of The Week
21. G Lontra Rockz (feat. Chelc D) – Give (Theme from Extrema Outdoor ’09)
22. David May – Superstar
23. Jim – Dat Ben Jij
Total Playing Time…: 159:08
Total Size………..: 376 MB

Disc 1

  1. Diggy Dex (feat. Eva de Roovere) – Slaap Lekker (Fantastisch Toch)
  2. Rihanna – Te Amo
  3. Jay-Z – D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-tune)
  4. Damaru en Jan Smit – Mi Rowsu (Tuintje In Mijn Hart)
  5. Beyoncé (feat. Kanye West) – Ego (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
  6. James Morrison – Nothing Ever Hurt Like You
  7. Mariah Carey – Obsessed
  8. Jada – American Cowboy (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
  9. Lenka – Trouble Is A Friend
  10. Ferry Corsten (feat. Maria Nayler) – We Belong
  11. Richgirl – He Ain’t Wit Me Now (Tho)
  12. Wale (feat. Lady GaGa) – Chillin’
  13. Starpilots – In The Heat Of The Night
  14. Gregor Salto & Kamoa – Lambada 3000
  15. Mika – We Are Golden
  16. P!nk – Funhouse
  17. The Al-American Rejects – I Wanna…
  18. Pitbull – Hotel Room Service
  19. Shakira – She Wolf
  20. The Killers – A Dustyland Fairytale
  21. Postman – Kills Me
  22. Colbie Caillat – Fallin’ For You

Disc 2

  1. DJ Antoine – Underneath
  2. Coolio vs. Beat Nouveau (feat. Storm Lee) – Lady
  3. Kathleen Aerts & Soweto Gospel Choir – Zumba Yade
  4. Kasabian – Fire
  5. 50 Cent – OK, You’re Right
  6. Keri Hilson – Slow Dance
  7. Caro Emerald – Back It Up
  8. Supafly Inc. – She’s Part Of History
  9. David Cook – Permanent
  10. Jadyn Maria (feat. Flo-Rida) – Good Girls Like Bad Boys
  11. Arctic Monkeys – Crying Lighting
  12. Koot! – Sometimes
  13. RED – Conga
  14. Mary J. Blige (feat. Drake) – The One
  15. John Callaghan (feat. Sarah Howells) – Find Yourself
  16. Melanie Fiona – Give It To Me Right
  17. Mando Diao – Gloria
  18. Kid Cudi (feat. Kanye West & Common) – Make Her Say
  19. Sean Paul – So Fine
  20. Mandy Moore – I Could Break Your Heart Any Day Of The Week
  21. G Lontra Rockz (feat. Chelc D) – Give (Theme from Extrema Outdoor ’09)
  22. David May – Superstar
  23. Jim – Dat Ben Jij

Total Playing Time…: 159:08 / Total Size………..: 376 MB

© 2009 Eazy Productions BV

Trollin’ you…

This just sprung of my mind. Don’t know if it’s any good… lets publish it and see what happens.

(you can sing this while you recommend people to delete their system32 folder)

Lovin’ You – Minnie Riperton (Troll version)

Trollin’ you is easy cause you’re beautiful
Being a troll to you is all i wanna do
Trollin’ you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is out of trollin’ you
La la la la la la la… do do do do do

No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old

And we will live each day in springtime
Cause trollin’ you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with trollin’ you

Trollin’ you i see your soul come shinin’ through
And every time that we oooooh
I’m more into trolling you
La la la la la la la… do do do do do

Sing this while you reccomend people to delete their system32 folder.

Hit eXplosion 2009 – Volume 9

A little late (my bad). This months most popular hits, on 2 digital cd’s! Get it from Usenet or Torrents (amazing-news).

Hit-eXplosion-2009---Volume-9-(front)

Disc 1:
01. Michael Jackson – Gone Too Soon *
02. Bl¯f – Midzomernacht
03. Armin van Buuren (feat. Jaqueline Govaert) – Never Say Never
04. La Roux – Bulletproof
05. Bertolf – Mr. Light
06. Lionel Richie – Forever
07. September – Until I Die
08. Sabrina Starke – A Woman’s Gonna Try
09. Anouk – Today
10. Little Boots – New In Town
11. Florence and The Machine – Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
12. Freemasons (feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor) – Heartbreak (Make Me A Dancer)
13. U2 – I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight
14. Coldplay – Lovers In Japan (Osaka Sun Mix)
15. Nikki – How To Break A Heart
16. Jordin Sparks – Battlefield
17. Ashley Tisdale – It’s Alright, It’s OK (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
18. Rigby – Everything Must Go
19. Oohchic (feat. Diva La-Ona & DJ Johnny Kelvin) – Let The Whole World Love
20. Adele – Hometown Glory
21. Ciara (feat. Missy Elliott) – Work
22. Kings of Leon – Notion
Disc 2:
01. De Heideroosjes – De Wereld Draait Door (Sinds ’89)
02. Kris Allen – Heartless
03. Flipsyde – When It Was Good
04. Pet Shop Boys – After The Event
05. De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig – Deze Donkere Jongen Komt Zo Hard
06. Cascada – Evacuate The Dancefloor (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
07. JeWelste – Pour Un Flirt
08. Pitbull – I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
09. Flinke Namen – Als Zij Langs Loopt
10. Green Day – 21 Guns
11. Paul van Dijk – For An Angel 2009
12. Lenka – The Show
13. The Killers – The World We Live In
14. Britney Spears – Radar
15. Sharam (feat. Kid Cudi) – She Came Along
16. Depeche Mode – Peace
17. Armand van Helden and Dizzee Rascal – Bonkers
18. Noisettes – Never Forget You
19. Adam Lambert – Mad World
20. Annie Lennox – Pattern Of My Life
21. The Saturdays – Work
22. The Game (feat. Chris Brown, Diddy, Polow Da Don, Mario Winans, Usher & Boyz II Men) –
Better On The Other Side (Tribute To MJ)  *
* = Opgedragen ter nagedachtenis aan Michael Joseph Jackson (1958 – 2009) R.I.P. MJ
Total Playing Time…: 159:05
Total Size………..: 376 MB

Tracklist Disc 1:

  1. Michael Jackson – Gone Too Soon *
  2. Bløf – Midzomernacht
  3. Armin van Buuren (feat. Jaqueline Govaert) – Never Say Never
  4. La Roux – Bulletproof
  5. Bertolf – Mr. Light
  6. Lionel Richie – Forever
  7. September – Until I Die
  8. Sabrina Starke – A Woman’s Gonna Try
  9. Anouk – Today
  10. Little Boots – New In Town
  11. Florence and The Machine – Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
  12. Freemasons (feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor) – Heartbreak (Make Me A Dancer)
  13. U2 – I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight
  14. Coldplay – Lovers In Japan (Osaka Sun Mix)
  15. Nikki – How To Break A Heart
  16. Jordin Sparks – Battlefield
  17. Ashley Tisdale – It’s Alright, It’s OK (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
  18. Rigby – Everything Must Go
  19. Oohchic (feat. Diva La-Ona & DJ Johnny Kelvin) – Let The Whole World Love
  20. Adele – Hometown Glory
  21. Ciara (feat. Missy Elliott) – Work
  22. Kings of Leon – Notion

Tracklist Disc 2:

  1. De Heideroosjes – De Wereld Draait Door (Sinds ’89)
  2. Kris Allen – Heartless
  3. Flipsyde – When It Was Good
  4. Pet Shop Boys – After The Event
  5. De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig – Deze Donkere Jongen Komt Zo Hard
  6. Cascada – Evacuate The Dancefloor (Remix) – Exclusive 4 this compilation
  7. JeWelste – Pour Un Flirt
  8. Pitbull – I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
  9. Flinke Namen – Als Zij Langs Loopt
  10. Green Day – 21 Guns
  11. Paul van Dijk – For An Angel 2009
  12. Lenka – The Show
  13. The Killers – The World We Live In
  14. Britney Spears – Radar
  15. Sharam (feat. Kid Cudi) – She Came Along
  16. Depeche Mode – Peace
  17. Armand van Helden and Dizzee Rascal – Bonkers
  18. Noisettes – Never Forget You
  19. Adam Lambert – Mad World
  20. Annie Lennox – Pattern Of My Life
  21. The Saturdays – Work
  22. The Game (feat. Chris Brown, Diddy, Polow Da Don, Mario Winans, Usher & Boyz II Men) - Better On The Other Side (Tribute To MJ)  *

* = Opgedragen ter nagedachtenis aan Michael Joseph Jackson (1958 – 2009) R.I.P. MJ

Also check out the Previous versions.

Hit eXplosion 2009 – Volume 8

It’s here :) Again all hits of this moment onto a double cd. Please listen to Haus am See by Peter Fox, its beautiful.

Parts 1 to 7 of 2009 are now available on Usenet.

Links for part 8: Usenet and Bittorrent. Enjoy.

Also: new information of the Old MTV Braun and Hit eXplosion will be published later this year. Prepare for a surprise. (I won’t note this again since i did a similar notice last time. Just wait and see.)

Covers (again in low res here, just download for the offset-press ready version):

hit-explosion-2009-volume-8-front

And who knows what next month will bring.

NEW! The 3 Britneys – Circus (HIT RECORD)

The brand spankin’ new song by The 3 Britneys is called Circus!

After hundreds of hours of high-end production and many more hours of performing the 3 Brintneys finally completed this magnificent crown-jewel of a song. “We’re ready to storm the charts and stay on top once again.” according to one of the Brinteys.

You heard it ladies and gentlemen! We proudly present The 3 BRITNEYS – CIRCUS!

Download:  HERE and here

Uncompressed cover art here: click

the_3_britneys_lowres_cover

Some serious notes if you wanna know what this is all about:

Britney’s music is great, and she sings perfectly. That makes her the ideal target for a parody series (unlike Cher). In this series the three recently discovered Britney clones try to match Britneys quality performance. Unfortunately they can not sing, and therefore got a slightly less complete record deal. Not only to mention their faces… one looks like a Mudkip for crying out loud! This is their first single, and hopefully many more to come.

Wireless access point statistics

Last week i traveled between Arnhem Presikhaaf and Zutphen by train. Having nothing to do, i decided to start up kismac; an application that lists all wireless networks in the area. My findings are pretty nice.

there we areThe distance between Arnhem Presikhaaf and Zutphen is about 30 kilometers; not that long. In this 30 kilometer i found 600 wireless access points. That is 20 access points per kilometer (half a mile).

As you can see: large areas on the map are uninhabited. When i’m just looking at a city the results are better: 153 access points in 5 kilometer.

 

Unfortunately i didn’t have a GPS device enabled, otherwise i could pinpoint the distance between the access points more accurately. Not that it really matters while traveling by train. Also there might be access points that did not broadcast its SSID.

 

The statistics

The resulting log was exported from kismac to excel (via the netstumbler format). From there some nice statistics can be derived.

First, we take on the issue of security. As the below graph shows: if you would live somewhere along the railroad between Zutphen and Presikhaaf, chances are you can connect to the internet for free.

A total of 90 people did not secure their access point. 186 connections are ‘pretty secure’, mostly using the deprecated WEP standard. The nice thing about wep is that you can hack it quickly and easily with the right toolset.

The best news is that most access points are using WAP.

 

Channel usage

As expected, channels 1 6 and 11 are used. The original idea behind these channels was to reduce interference. I’m not sure how that works when there are at least 10 other access points in the neighborhood using the same channel.

Luckily there is some hope. The awesome number of _1_ is using channel 128. Personally i believe that there should be at least 1024 channels whereof 340 are actually used. Then you are sure the 20 accesspoint near you could be on a non-interfering frequency.

The stats image is somewhat misleading; it shows a clear division of all channels: 1, 6 and 11 are equally distributed. Of course this is coincidence.

What is funny though is that an equal number people (compared per standard channel) is using a non-standard channel.

 

Manufacturers

To my surprise you can see what manufacturer has built the access point. This has to do with MAC registration numbers (which are AS:IG:NE d to different manufacturers).

For consumer networking Thomson, Cisco and Siemens are doing pretty well. They take up half of the wireless router market. The rest, about 50 different brands, take up the other half. (note that askey and thomson are the same company)

Its nice to see Cisco being listed twice; once for consumer and once for professional networks. Most of the profi networks i found use cisco.

 

Network Names

Most SSID’s are named SpeedTouch; people don’t like to setup something. The speedtouches are shipped by KPN.

To conclude this masterpiece of statistics; here is a list of cool network id’s that could be found while traveling by train:

  • klubemo
  • bernd 
  • Don’t USE this WIRELESS
  • dcconnect
  • ZUHOUSE
  • satan
  • karatekid
  • <hidden ssid>
  • jesus loves you
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Par 2 for mac

Yesterday, during a BBQ, me and a friend developed Par2ForMac; a simple and effictive par 2 repair application for intel based macs. Par2 files are accompanied with usenet downloads to repair broken files. Thus-far there was no simple GUI application for macosx that could handle par2 files.

 

The state of technology today is awesome; this application and the website have been built in record time; within 2 hours everything was ready.

Par2ForMac is the best par2 gui available on mac; this should make you sad. I’ve never seen any well designed application that can do par2 repairs. Please correct me if i’m wrong.

(edit: macpardeluxe doesnt suck completely: it can do par2 repairs and auto extraction. Yet it doesn’t come close to windows implementations like autounpack of R’n’E from newsleecher. Primarily due to the fact it looks outdated.)

 

Checkout the Par2ForMac website and application:

http://web.me.com/elger.jonker/Par2ForMac/

Operation LIONCASH!

Im in favour of the latest craze created by ae. After a long series of fail and forced meme’s, I see a bright future for Operation LIONCASH. It is funny, non-offensive and creative; a combincation ae is not very good at.

Lioncash

Lioncash is your dollar/euro/yen currency with a lionface on it; >:3 . This sounds dull, just check the image below to instantly understand. To support this brilliant idea i designed a promotional poster. Its target is to be used in US store windows and where ever else is appropriate.

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Download instructions:

Make your choice from 8 renditions in PNG or JPG format. Click on the image and then click on the ‘full size’ link that appears in the image preview. Warning: the large format is intended for offset printing. Also check the licensing therms if you are an author.

 

Original format:

The poster was made using Photoshop CS3. The original PSD file is available on request. Some file information: 300dpi on US letter format.

 

Licensing:

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. When used please notify me of use, i like to track who likes my work.